So there I was, minding my own business when this giant email came down and landed, splat, right on my desk. I would have ignored it the way I do most other emails (especially those from Don) except for two things: 1) These are great dog pix. 2)Their owner is a biker who knows where I live.

Aren't these pretty doggies? (applause please....louder....LOUDER....)

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"Please Lynn, pleeeeze. Hea, hae, hae, hae, hae, hae, hae....please Lynn... (This sounds like a boy dog!)			"OK, so you got me up here, you put this stupid hat on me...now take the damned picture, finish the dishes and let me get back to my book..." --Annie Oakley
"Can we go swimming Mom, please can we go swimming?"

Or again, if you really just need to rip into somebody: