Meet The Alumni.....
These hearty souls survived to tell their stories of the hazards of being Birdmen...
and you never know when they might be back. So watch out!

       
Ryan Fawley    
Astrological sign: Sagittarius  
GPA: 5.3  
Insurance carrier: Eastwood
Case worker: Fonzi
Favorite T Shirt: None (He has a thing about Pharmicists uniforms)
Ryan is just visiting this time dimension. He was born in 1939 and invented a time machine when he was 13. Existing soley on Coca Cola and polyester fibers, Ryan has patented a process where women who are mean to him can be freeze-dried and mailed to Iraq into white slavery.
FAQs about Ryan: Yes, that's my real hair and I like it that way!    

       
Tony Salomone  (Just try and say that 10 times fast!)    
Astrological sign: Libra  
GPA: He graduates this year, who cares about their GPA as a senior?    
Insurance carrier: Acme insurance  
Case worker: Melanie Griffith  

Favorite T Shirt: Doheny Blues Jazz Festival  
We don't know too much about Tony. The band found him playing on a street corner in Laguna Beach for nickels. They gave him a dime. He followed them home and they haven't been able to get rid of him since.
FAQs about Tony: - For those who care, that's a tenor sax, not a tuba.
-Yes, his middle name is Bologna.		    
       
John Scruggs:    
Astrological sign: Pisces  
GPA: 4.1
Insurance carrier: State Farm
Case worker: Marsha Brady
Favorite T Shirt: Quasar (Even though Eric hasn't given me one)    
John hasn't played much in front of people. As a matter of fact, he's still not playing in front of people. He pretty much makes sure they are sitting behind him when he plays.

Painfully shy since the terrible disfiguring injuries he suffered while saving a puppy from a burning house in the 1993 Laguna Beach fire, John undergoes therapy weekly to regain the use of his fingers.

The missing middle finger on his right hand happened in an unfortunate accident when his brother, while holding an ax said, "Here Johnny, just put your hand up here on this box".....no, waita minute.... that was Jerry Garcia....never mind.
FAQs about John: No, no, That word is Scrubs... "... I don't want no SCRUBS, scrubs don't get no love from me"    

       
Elliot Turton :    
Astrological sign: Aries  
GPA: 3.9  
Insurance carrier: Freeway Insurance
Case worker: Druella De Ville
Favorite T Shirt: Disco is Dead

Elliott came to Birdman in a dream. He brought with him noise makers of all sorts in a single box. Heir to the long lost fortune of Dr. Moog, Elliot outgrows his shoes daily.

The band has the sneaking suspician Elliot might be possessed by the devil, which is a good thing in a rock 'n roll band. Now if he'd only stop eating their brains.
FAQs about Elliot: Of course the keyboard is supposed to sound like that. And yes, it does sound different when you plug it in.    

       
Pat Walker    
Astrological sign: Taurus  
GPA: Still under investigation  
Insurance carrier: None
Case worker: Guido "The Enforcer"
Favorite T Shirt: Onyx  
In a deal worked out with the Orange County Juvenile Authority, Pat plays bass with Birdman. He used to play drums but he sucked.
FAQs about Patrick: No, he's still a virgin and whoever she is whose spreading that rumor about him is a lying sack of sh**!    

       
Micah Chung      
Astrological sign: Eye of the Tiger  
GPA: 5.0  
Insurance carrier: Fen Shue  
Case worker: Jerry Lee Lewis

 

 

Favorite T Shirt: Brooks Brothers Button Down

Micah has no intention of lowering his standards to Rock 'n Roll. After years of classical training it would be a shame to waste his education and talent on 12 bar blues. Besides, these people get up in front of hundreds of people regularly and play songs that were on the classic stations before he was born. What's that? Girls come to these shows? Hey, you guys need a keyboard player....? Classical...classic rock...it's all the same......

  

FAQs about Micah:
A little secret: Galen scares Micah. Micah scares Galen.